You thought I was gone... I'm not...too bad.

Here are Kneeker's off-the-cuff (more likely, off-the-mark) predictions for the next decade. :

Politics:

-Obama will be re-elected. A Republican will be elected the next president after him (not Sarah Palin, but she will be on the TV a lot.)

-The wars in Afghanistan and Iraq will end, but not the way we wanted them too. (whooda thunk?) But, we'll get into a new war probably.


Technology:

-Computers and Television will merge. My best bet: people will have laptop computers that plug into a television and act like a cable box. Plus they'll have remotes. Internet service will provide more than enough bandwidth for High Def television, wherever you are. Television companies will suffer a fate similar to that of magazine companies currently.

- 3-D televisions will start to take off. Watching porn on them will be irresistible. Civilization will grind to a halt.

-Most people will have their genetics tested in a medical setting. Possibly even have your entire genome sequenced. Insurance companies will use this information to screw you.

-Gas will hit $10 a gallon. People will bitch about it.


Pop Culture:


-Jessica Simpson will start dating Gen. McChrystal

-Tiger Woods will start playing golf again by 2011. And get re-married by 2012.

-The Carolina Panthers will win a Superbowl, UNC basketball will win 2 more national championships.

-Zach Galifinakis's star will continue to rise and he will have roles in many hilarious movies.

-There will be a Tim and Eric Show Movie, as well as an Arrested Development Movie.


Personal:

-I will get married. Most of my friends will become married, some of them to the people they are dating now. We'll start having kids, become lame, and start avoiding each other.

If I think of more, I'll letcha know.