Friday, January 14, 2011

Who am I?



2011 is not looking good so far. After spending my life as an Aries, I was dealt a HUGE BLOW yesterday when I realized that I'm actually a Pisces. The moon looks to be the cause of this development. Going from a ram to a fish? Are you kidding me? What am I going to do about the daily horoscope emails?? Bigger question - what does this mean about my Zodiac compatibility? Also, I'm not ready to give up being a fire sign and the first sign of the Zodiac. No offense to Pisces, but I'm not keen on "constantly trying to adapt itself to its ever-changing feelings and to the moods and whims of other". I've spent my life ruled by Mars being "energetic, vibrant, and lively". They don't even have cool tattoo designs!



The New Signs:
Capricorn: Jan. 20-Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16-March 11
Pisces: March 11-April 18
Aries: April 18-May 13
Taurus: May 13-June 21
Gemini: June 21-July 20
Cancer: July 20-Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10-Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16-Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30-Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23-29
Ophiuchus:* Nov. 29-Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17-Jan. 20.
* Discarded by the Babylonians because they wanted 12 signs per year.

4 comments:

cLAmZ said...

wait, i dont get it ! why did the signs change@??!?!

Joe N said...

WHA??? I liked being a pisces! I don't wanna be shitty Aquarius....who says this is how it has to be now?

Sweet William said...

I refuse to switch. Changing my birthday to April 18th!

Susan said...

does no one read my links? after i go to the trouble of linking?!! j/k. the signs changed because the moon's gravitational pull has made the Earth "wobble" around its axis, creating about a one-month bump in the stars' alignment = new zodiac chart that's more accurate to the real star alignment.

i hope they don't change birth stones next!!!