Yes, that's right. Tilda, my bone structure is reminiscent of Panzer fucking Tank, Swinton.Mmmmmm... those crisp lines in her face just spins my knobs. Facts about Tilda Swinton: When she goes to yoga, she wears a silvery full body unitard designed by NASA. She smokes DURING sex and eminates Pure Light. When she's done with you, the last sound you'll hear is her motorcycle pulling out of your driveway at 4 in the morning; she won't care where she's going.
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breathtaking.
the blingee makes all the difference. it almost makes her look human.
Is there anything blingees can't do?
I was I could blingee real life. I imagine 100mg of Lysergic acid and a couple beaners would approximate it.
i've had that thought too. the other day i walked by a storefront display and thought "this would make a great blingee".
i've always thought that tilda looks a little bit like david bowie. especially with the blingee.
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