In the words of Timbaland, "It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you, without a dope beat to step to."
5) Justin Timberlake
You haven't released an album in five years. Sean Parker was on top with Napster, went away, and roared back as part of Facebook. Come back and take your crown!
4) Wiz Khalifa
Tell a girl that you "ain't gonna flex" and "not gonna front" and she'll slant. Slant? Yes, I can use fake verbs too. But "you know if I ball, then we all gon' strut." That's true; I can't argue with that.
3) GLEE cast
Get some original songs.
2) Britney Spears
This hurts me more than it hurts you. "Hold It Against Me" the song was OK. I like that she's going for a new sound. But the video? Where was Brit? I saw a wedding dress, some TVs, but barely any her. Single #2, "Till the World Ends", is a tacit admission that Ke$ha, the song's author, is better than her. She ain't, but to allow that thing to be thought gets you on the list.
1) Black Eyed Peas
Only a SEAL team surgical strike against all their recorded music can save us.
2 comments:
yes, popular music is a joke. but still, can't there be something as good/catchy/somewhat sincere as "I Want it That Way" nowadays? Clear channel continues to insult the intelligence of the American public.
the only thing worse than Glee songs are ORIGINAL Glee songs. on a recent episode they wrote their own songs to sing so that the creators could start making their own royalties off of the music.
just the other day i was thinking how much i miss the music on the radio from 6 months ago. how pathetic! but i do feel like it's gone down hill in the worst way in the past few weeks.
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