Twitter

I understand what Twitter is, I've just never seen the point of it. This morning I found a link to John Mayer's Twitter and from there - whoa. If I were younger and obsessed with someone like Pete Wentz...I would have hit the jackpot of his thoughts/activities. Then I realized Twitter is just a heightened reality show:

Saw Mick Jagger at the VF party the other night and thought, 'Mick Jagger hasn't gotten less famous, but fame has gotten less Mick Jagger. - John Mayer he hangs out with famous people...he's just like us!

Lady Ga Ga has a cool song, because it somehow sonically captures a smell. - John Mayer this is so true!!

should the stage be a confessional or a place where you play a character? been going back and forth in my head. - Pete Wentz deep.

Look, I know I'm WAY late on this, but the office season 2 dundies episode, omg!!!! - Mark Hoppus (Blink 182) mark is like 5 years behind us. maybe he thinks blink 182 is still together?

right..gaga turned 22..in a mirrored panty humping a miami gogo dancer at 2 am to the beat of my first single "just dance" best birthday ... - Lady Gaga her twitter is kind of lame, but also - not surprising.

"im a famous nobody nobody, im nobody famous". truer words have never applied to me. - Pete Wentz pete "gets it".

@ItsJoelMadden i got it. ill send you a good one. dad hang in the beginning of april? - Pete Wentz can you imagine this playgroup? i bet mowgli and harlow are the coolest ones there.

@drdrew My friend Scott met you, I will go out in Pasadena now, tmz loves to pick on me. I'm now 5 days sober, was so close to 90 days. - Mary Carey (Celeb Rehab) this is better than the reunion of celeb rehab. she also hangs with dane cook. weird.

Got off Virgin Atlantic flight in Hong Kong to be greeted by more look-a-likes. They're everywhere! - Richard Branson he represents the self-promotional Tweet. every other line is something about his jets. v. annoying!

Dear hipster moving in next door, So sorry your slacks don't fit over your cowboy boots. Just tuck them in! Oh, you do already? Great! -rob - Rob Corddry

Drinking margaritas with Indians. You're welcome society! - Rob Corddry

RT @jameslkent: @robcorddry Movie Pitch: Man goes back in time, saves young woman's life, they fall in love. Twist ending: She shoots Tupac!

his twitter reminds me of his bits on the daily show.