Shame

I'm feeling it. Today is a weird day to be at work because half the office is already on vacation and it's 70 and sunny and we have a 3-day weekend. So instead of working--well, I sort of am working in that I'm taking all my calls, still--I am doing facebook quizzes. Why have I ignored them until now? Easy: all facebook "apps" are just embarrassingly trashy and belong more on myspace. YETTTTT here I am.

This is what I've learned about myself so far today:

I am a semicolon. ("What punctuation mark are you?")

I should live in Nebraska. ("What state should u live in?")

My parents should have named me Annie. ("What should your parents have named you?")

I am best at everything! ("what are you born to do? this quiz shows what you were born to do")

I was correct to have chosen an English major. ("what COLLEGE MAJOR should you have?")

I am a smart man/woman. I am brilliant, I should be president. ("Are you a bleeding heart liberal!?")

I am 11-20 years old. ("What is your true age?")

Truly enlightening! I'm glad I sorted these things out. These results look like the character notes to a new Doogie Howser-type show where a precocious Nebraskan teenager named Annie goes to college and gets elected to the presidency at age 18. btw, if anyone wants to pick this up, I'll sell you the rights.